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如果你有任何问题。 请告诉我。 谢谢Ken ChenEU HK TOP Trade Co.,

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Even the email in the Chinese language, I shall still reply to you with the English language
即使這是中文郵件，在我回應您的時候，還是會一樣會有英文翻譯的

I am not sure that computer virus designers have the good language ability or not
寫病毒的人的外文程度如何，我不確定

But they can still read my poor English and Chinese language
但至少他們可以一邊對照我破爛的英文，一邊看我中文的敘述

I'm very tired recently, so I just say it directly
因為最近太累了，我直接說

If you still send me the FXXKING computer virus, I shall curse you getting cancer
你他○的再發病毒給我，我就詛咒你罹患癌症

Dutch people speak dirty words with the name of diseases
荷蘭人用粗俗不堪的字眼罵人，用的是疾病的名稱

Taiwan was once ruled by the Netherlands
台灣曾經被荷蘭統治過

I might use the name of the disease to curse those who write computer viruses
我就不妨用疾病的名稱來詛咒那些寫電腦病毒的人吧

I also learned the vulgar words in Italian, German, and Indonesian (Malay)
我也學過義大利文、德文、印尼文（馬來文）的粗俗字眼

Which vulgar word do you want to hear?
請問你想聽哪一個粗俗字眼？

Fw: Order_#002_request__PMCL Gmbh! (附加型檔案病毒)

Good day

日安

I have ordered from your company 2 years you can check on the attached PO#676863 documents the invoice you sent at that time so now we need stocks from you.

本人於兩年前從貴公司下訂過。可以看看附加的文件編號#676838，是貴公司當時傳送的發票，所以本人需要向貴公司取得庫存。

1. Kindly give us your best price items

一、請給本人貴公司最好的價格品項

2. We need order QTY.18400kg

二、本公司需要數量一萬八千四百公斤

Best regards,

祝安好

Samantha Bros

瑟曼沙兄弟

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We shall say "Thank you" to Samantha Bros. for supporting

謝謝瑟曼沙兄弟對本公司的愛戴

Unfortunately, as we got the email from Samantha Bros., the antivirus software deleted the attached file

很不幸的，本公司收到瑟曼沙兄弟的來信時，裡面的檔案被防毒軟體給刪除了

If Samantha Bros. has so much money for our products, why can't they afford an antivirus software?

如果瑟曼沙兄弟有這麼多錢買本公司的產品，為什麼連一套防毒軟體都買不起？

If Samantha Bros. sees this blog post, send us an email again, please

如果瑟曼沙兄弟看到此部落格文章，請再傳送給我們一次電子郵件

Before sending the email, remember to install the antivirus software, and attach the file in the email

傳送郵件之前，請記得安裝好一套防毒軟體，並且重新再把那份檔案給我們看

18,400 kg stock is a big deal

一萬八千四百公斤可不是小數字呢

We are always looking forward to this big business

我們一直很期待這筆大生意

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…I don't be fooled

…我不會上當

You think that I shall open the file and browse it?

你以為我會真的去開啟那個檔案嗎？

Go to hell

下地獄去吧

The people who develop computer viruses are all bastards
開發電腦病毒的人都是王八蛋

FXXK!
幹○娘的！

We don't have 18,400 kg stock of the item (product)

我們公司才沒有一萬八千四百公斤的庫存

How do you get the information that we have 18,400 kg stock?

你是怎麼知道我們有18,400公斤的庫存？

We are just a small company

我們只是小公司

We operate a medical equipment company

我們經營一間醫療器材公司

We do not sell the metal materials

我們不賣金屬原料

Take your evil idea and go to the real metal raw material company to buy something
帶著你的邪惡理念去真正的金屬原料公司買東西吧